The beginning of "the book"

Subtitled: Things that make me think I really need to get on this.
Subtitled again: Wrong person, right idea.
Subtitled again again: I should be working more at work.

1:33 PM me: http://redactedblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/how-i-see-world-differently-now-since-i.html
You HAVE to watch the video.
1:36 PM J: WTF?
1:38 PM J: what is that about?
1:40 PM me: I can't figure out what the hell that video is from
Some random ass b movie
J: why did the sharks only eat men in tuxes?
1:42 PM me: Because he's classy, J.
OBVIOUSLY

Sir Mix-Tape-a-Lot

Had a good run on the iPod shuffle & thought it might make for a good mix.

Fiona Apple - To Your Love
NIN - Closer
Radiohead - Airbag
Foo Fighters - See You
Steely Dan - Black Friday
Prince - U Got The Look
Maroon 5 - Back At Your Door
Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been Gone
Beck - Ghettochip Malfunction (Hell Yes)
Common - Faithful (ft. John Legend & Bilal)
Garbage - Wicked Ways
DMB - Stay (Wasting Time)
Foo Fighters - All My Life
DJ Danger Mouse - Allure (from the Grey Album)
Lily Allen - Everything's Just Wonderful
Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River
readysuits - Spies
Marc Cohn - Walking in Memphis
Incubus - Nebula

Seems like a pretty good mix of the different kinds of music I'm into. It also makes me think I need to keep adding to the pod... haven't gotten obsessed with it in awhile. Have been obsessing over burning DVDs for people of stuff they need to watch/listen to. (I download a lot for certain people, who shall EJG remain nameless. I also recently got the John Adams miniseries for my grandma to take home with her because she doesn't have TV at home. It is something like 8 hours long! Holy crap nuggets!

Waking up is hard to do.

Especially when you wake up with this stuck in your head.

I need to stop reading the Craigslist "Best Of" section.

ALL UTIL. INCLUDED!!! THIS IS THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!

GORGEOUS 10 x 14 BEDROOM, DRENCHED WITH LOTS OF AFTERNOON SUNLIGHT, GENEROUS CLOSET SPACE, CLEAN BATHROOM, NICE COMMON SPACE AND STORAGE. W/D IN BASEMENT (COIN-OP ALTHOUGH LANDLORD IS IN PROCESS OF MAKING IT FREE!) AND ELEC/COOKING GAS/HI-SPEED INTERNET/TRASH PICK-UP INCLUDED IN RENT. STREET PARKING. CLOSE TO HOSPITALS AND SOME SHOPPING.

LIVE WITH TWO QUIET ROOMMATES BOTH STUDENTS (ONE INTERNATIONAL)
NO DRINKING/DRUGS, CALM LIVING ENVIRONMENT FOR RIGHT INDIVIDUAL
WITH REGULAR HOURS.

THERE IS ONE SMALL CATCH THAT HAS NOT BEEN A PROBLEM AT ALL WITH PREVIOUS TENANTS. BEDROOM MUST BE SHARED WITH APPROX. 700 LB. ADULT MALE SILVERBACK GORILLA. THIS IS AN EASTERN LOWLAND GORILLA WHO IS FAIRLY DOCILE ALTHOUGH HE DOES NEED TO "STRETCH HIS LEGS" FROM TIME TO TIME. HE FEEDS ON FRUITS AND LEAVES AND HAS SOMEWHAT OF AN INTENSE SEXUAL APPETITE.

BIG KITCHEN WITH BREAKFAST AREA. BEDROOM WINDOWS FACE REAR COURTYARD NO TRAFFIC NOISE! SOMEWHAT LOW CEILINGS BUT GUT RENOVATED WITH HARDWOOD FLOORS AND ORIGINAL MOLDINGS.
NOT RAILROAD! SEPARATE ROOMS WITH TWO ENTRANCES. SECOND FLOOR WALK-UP.

YEAR LEASE REQUIRED.
FIRST AND LAST PLUS SECURITY. TOTAL OF $1155 MOVE-IN COST.
THIS WILL NOT LAST. NO BROKERS PLEASE.

• Location: BUSHWICK

So what exactly is the problem here? What's so funny about this? Gorillas need love too!

I Want To Bee-Lieve

I want the next X-Files movie to be called:

The X-Files: The Gig Is Up.

And it's just Mulder & Scully making out for an hour and a half. I'd watch that.

I wanna marry yooooooouuuuu...

I have a new work friend, named Paula. I have to literally stop myself from singing,

"Heyyyy Heyyyyyyyyy, PAULA."

Every time I see her in the hallway.



We had a fun lunch today, though. It's so nice to get out of the office, and get to know new people. I tend to hide out in my little world and not try to branch out, but being in this crazy environment has sort of forced me to. It's good, I think. We split Cheese fries. And who doesn't want a friend who will do that? :)

Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud...

As I'm sitting here about to type in an entry, the operator comes over the loudspeaker...

"Anastasia ***, please dial the operator. Anastasia ***, please dial the operator."

And I actually had to pause to think, "Is that for me?"

I think I need to start using my other pseudonyms for awhile.